The Watermen, second chunk
the soup
You are probably thinking, Kuf, what does one do in mind prison? On the one hand, the mind of Happy Julius Pipe has an unpredictable topological groove. On the other hand, it belongs to a human shitbag with limited range.
If you read the first chunk of Happy’s story, The Watermen, then you will know from my opening salvo that I have been drinking. This shouldn’t be problematic, since drinking (in theory) shouldn’t impact an alien like me.
Unfortunately, the difference between theory and reality is a shit sandwich.
Interdimensional beings imprisoned in the minds of human shitbags suffer a doom loop of underachieving existence. Mistakes can happen.
For example, I posted the second chunk of The Watermen on Medium. I must have created an account on Medium after a bout of late-night recklessness and forgotten all about it. Does this make me proud? No, but mind prison can do unspeakable things to an incarcerated alien.
From a practical point of view, my little unforced error means that you can read the first chunk of The Watermen here and the second chunk here.
I’m sorry. It’s a lot of jumping around the internet.
I’ll sober up for Part III, most likely…
-Kuf